Dear Magosi,
You SUCK!
I’ve been wanting to tell you this since the moment I met you, but NOooo.. You were always there with your charm, decked out in foily goodness, with promise after promise of an extra turn. I always thought to myself, “maybe this time will be the one! Maybe this time, I’ll get to take that extra turn with you” and we can revel in our newfound card advantage, our better board position, our game winning coup de gras!
And yet, you never got me there. Not once. I played you in EDH deck after EDH deck. Who wants to ever skip a whole turn in EDH? I mean, really? And I even played you in standard – you’re so great at teasing me: “C’mon, just play one of me! One is all you need! We can get there! We can live the dream!”. But you always came into play tapped. You always screwed me over when I needed a normal, everyday land. And you never let me skip a turn without consequences! You said there wouldn’t be any! But there always were…
And so, I’m letting you go. I’m cutting you from my EDH decks. And don’t even think about getting back into Standard.
Sincerely,
Jay
I know how hard it can be to let go of bad cards. I have had a love/hate relationship with Magosi, The Waterveil, ever since it was printed. It’s just so alluring, right?? But no, Wizards was waaaaay to careful with this one. When you really give a card a good, careful read, and then playtest it, again, and again, and it doesn’t perform well, you have to cut it. It doesn’t matter if at some point in the future there is potential for the stars to align, and the ideal scenario just comes together perfectly and you get to live the magical dream that is Magosi – if 99% of the time it’s just an Island that comes into play tapped and is frequently destroyed by opponents – well, it just plain sucks.
To other people reading this blog, you may say to yourself “well, duh! This card is garbage! I knew it all along, what is this guy’s problem?”
But to those people I say: hasn’t there ever been a card you just wouldn’t give up? Something that just made your spidey senses tingle? (Gloomwidow, perhaps?) I know you’ve had it.. Because not all cards that people tell you are just plain garbage really are! Some cards that people laugh at turn into $10 or $20 cards overnight! Frost Titan, for instance, is the latest latecomer to the Tier 1 scene, floating around everywhere for $3.00, which to some seemed way low, despite living in the shadow of its green Brethren.
The point is – you never really know if a card is all bad until you test it… Thoroughly. And all that time and effort can develop certain…attachments to a card – or to its potential to be good. Sometimes, the timing just isn’t right. And in other case, it turns out to be just plain bad. And sometimes you need a push – whether it be from a pro-player, or a friend – someone who just says “you know what? This card is bad and you should feel bad for playing it”. It’s tough love. It’s necessary. And that’s why I have this letter below, to share with you, and your friends – to give to those in need.
Dear [CARD NAME],
We’re through!
There, I said it. I admit that this card is just plain bad. It will never do the things I want it to. It will never [CHEESY EXAMPLE OF AN IMPROBABLE SITUATION]. It will hurt me 99 times out of 100 I ever get to play it. I vow to let it go, with the help of my friends, and I vow to move onward and find better, more playable cards to substitute for it. I leave this card in good standing, without regret or ill will. It is simply time to move on.
Sincerely,
[YOUR NAME]
Feel free to reply with your own stories of cards you’ve loved but let go…